Boss: Someone who is early when u are late and late when u are early...
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught...
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills...
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes...
Father: A banker provided by nature..
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gains her master's...
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich...
Rumour: News that travel at the speed of sound...
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power...
Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due...
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths...